Tuesday, February 18
They're Dwindling
Here are some more haikus, but recently, our class has been unorganized in our anarchy, which is a bit too reasonable for my tastes. Ram Dass, Graham, and I will get it back on track. Until then:
Quote unquote pompous
How do you spell pretentious
That's right, Wendell Brooks
Brooks is a white boy
What a preposterous claim
Maybe white inside
Still no pants Brandon?
day after day how i pray
at least buy more shorts
His oversized head
maybe he's a tennis star
or maybe he's not
One or two pairs of
the outfits he wears he acts
so oblivious
Sunday, February 16
To All You Would-Be Plagiarists
Don't think twice about stealing these haikus, as Mr. Khalsa, Mr. Heimler, Mr. Oto, and Ms. Rudy among others are already in the process of compiling these amazing works of poetry into a wonderful book. If you do wish to display/quote these haikus, please make sure that credit is given where credit is due:
Initial Idea Design: Graham Heimler
Managerial Defibrillator: Ram Dass Khalsa
Engineering Team: A few good men and women from C309 3rd period
Quasi-Publishers: Ram Dass Khalsa, Rachel Rudy, and Mischa Spieglemock

